Clam-I-am…

I am Clam. 

I am Clam.

Clam I am.

          That Clam-I-am! 

          That Clam-I-am! 

          I do not like that Clam-I-am!

Do you like to ram the clam?

          I do not like to, Clam-I-am. 

          I do not like to ram the clam.         

Would you clam ram here or there?

          I would not clam ram here or there.

          I would not clam ram anywhere.

          I do not like to ram the clam.

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am.

Would you clam ram on the lift?  

Would you clam ram as a gift?

          I will not clam ram on the lift. 

          I will not clam ram as a gift.

          I will not clam ram here or there.

          I will not clam ram anywhere.

          I do not like to ram the clam. 

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am.

Would you clam ram on a slope? 

 Would you clam ram with the Pope?

          Not on a slope. 

          Not with the Pope.

          Not on the lift. 

          Not as a gift.

          I would not clam ram here or there. 

          I would not clam ram anywhere.

          I do not like to ram the clam. 

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am.

Would you, could you, on a run?

Clam ram! Clam ram!  Just for fun.

          I would not, could not, on a run.

          I would not, could not, just for fun.                                        

You could clam ram by a tree,

right by a friend who’s going pee.

          I would not, could not by a tree. 

          Not by a friend who’s going pee.

          I will not clam ram on a slope. 

          I will not clam ram with the Pope.

          I will not clam ram on the lift. 

           I will not clam ram as a gift

          I will not clam ram here or there. 

          I will not clam ram anywhere.

          I do not like to ram the clam. 

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am.

A rail! A rail!

A rail! A rail!

Would you, could you, on a rail?

          Not on a rail! Not by a tree!

          Not on a run! Now let me be!

          I would not, could not, on a slope. 

          I would not, could not, with the Pope.

          I will not clam ram on the lift.  

          I will not clam ram as a gift. 

          I will not clam ram here or there.  

          I will not clam ram anywhere.

          I do not like to ram the clam. 

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am

Say!

In the snow? Here in the snow?

Would you, could you, in the snow?

          I would not, could not, in the snow.

Would you, could you, without fail?

          I would not, could not, without fail. 

          Not in the snow. Not on a rail.

          Not on a run.  Not by a tree. 

           I do not clam ram, Clam, you see.

          Not on a slope.  Not on the lift.

          Not with the Pope. Not as a gift.

          I will not clam ram here or there. 

          I will not clam ram anywhere.

You do not like to ram the clam?

          I do not like to, Clam-I-am.

Could you, would you, in bindings?

          I would not, could not, in bindings.  

Would you ,could you, while it sings?

          I would not, could not, in bindings. 

          How could I clam ram while it sings?

          I will not clam ram without fail. 

          I will not clam ram on a rail.

          Not in the snow. Not by a tree.

          Not on a run. Now let me be.

          I will not clam ram on the lift.

          I will not clam ram as a gift.

          I will not clam ram on a slope.

          I will not clam ram with the Pope.

          I will not clam ram here or there.

          I will not clam ram ANYWHERE!

          I do not like to ram the clam

          I do not clam ram, Clam-I-am.

You do not like to, so you say.

Try it! Try it!  And you may.

Try it and you may, I say.

          Clam!

           If you will let me be,

           I will clam ram, you will see.

           Say!

           I like to ram the clam!

           I do! I like to, Clam-I-am.

          And I would clam ram while it sings.

          And I would clam ram in bindings.

          And I will clam ram without fail.

          And in the snow. And on a rail.

          And on a run. And by a tree.

          Ramming is fun, so fun, you see.

          So I will clam ram on a slope.

          And I will clam ram with the Pope.

          And I will clam ram on the lift.

          And I will clam ram as a gift.

          And I will clam ram here and there.

          Say! I will clam ram ANYWHERE!

          I do so like to ram the clam.

          Thank you, thank you, Clam-I-am!

I Heart Clams

New domain name…

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