Ultimate 80’s Mix

So if you are feeling a little bit 80’s…I encourage you to add some or all of the following to your Ipod playlist. 

1. Rock Lobster
2. Whip It
3. Take on Me
4. Come on Eileen
5. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
6. I Ran (So Far Away)
7. Love Plus One
8. Our House
9. The Safety Dance
10. Just What I Needed
11. In the Name of Love
12. Mickey
13. She Blinded Me with Science
14. Rock This Town
15. Tainted Love
16. I Melt with You
17. Cars
18. I Want Candy
19. Valley Girl
20. Everybody Have Fun Tonight

 

Although not required, it is more fun if you come up with an awesome title for your playlist, such as:

80’s Party In My Pants Mix

or

I Hate My Dishwasher

by 

The Salty Muffalettas

featuring 

Orange Shell B*ners 

Deliverance…Up close and personal!

I literally just finished the scanning the strangest/most disturbing patient I have ever encountered.  Think Deliverance (the movie)…

In the movie:

A few friends decide to take a canoe trip to the deep backwoods of Georgia where they encounter some friendly hillbilly locals. This movie contains what in my opinion are some of the best pick up lines ever, including: “You got a real purdy mouth” and “I bet you can squeal like a pig”.

Enough said.

In the ER:

A few clinicians decide to show up for their scheduled shift at a small Denver area hospital and encounter the same “friendly” hillbilly locals (in female form….I think).  This scenario contains insane peri-orbital swelling/cellulitis, facial scabs, stained and mis-matched pajamas,  and incoherent speech which I can only liken to the dialogue of one of my new favorite shows Swamp People.

Enough said.